The man behind the curtain, the wizard himself Vince McMahon took some time to thank WWE fans as the 1000th episode of his landmark telecast prepares to celebrate it’s 1000th edition this coming Monday night. In the message Vince says they look forward to another 1000 episodes.
A few days ago we personally received a tweet from a music artist which included a link to a YouTube video. The video which turned out to be an awesome 3 minute rap tribute to the WWE universe has been stuck in our heads ever since! We wanted to share this with you in honor of Raw’s 1000th episode celebration this coming Monday.
LYRICS:
You got no chance in hell like I’m Vince McMahon
You could call me Triple H cuz I got the game plan
I could put you in a stunner cuz I’m so Stone Cold
I’ve been waitin on my moment, Wrestlemania mode
I don’t rap like Cena cuz I’m so much meaner
I’m more hardcore in this you could call me Tommy Dreamer
But I’m Dusty Rhodes – I’ve wined and dined with kings
Like The King Jerry Lawler and his Hall Of Fame ring
You could call me Jim Ross cuz my style’s a slobberknocker
I’ve been known to crush opponents like a splash from Umaga
I ain’t a straight edge, nah but I’m a CM like Punk
you could call me Undertaker cuz I’ll bury ya in the trunk
I’m like Daniel Bryan I’m screamin YES! YES! YES!
But your too much like AJ, you’re a crazy Hoeski mess
I’m a Ryder like Zack, WOO WOO WOO
and Michael Cole’s so annoying, how you like that!?
I’m a Funkasaurus Rex call me Brodus Clay
But I’m a giant in this rap like the Great Kali
You could call me Dolph Ziggler cuz I’m makin a name
I’ve been through hell fire and brimstone like my man Kane
and I could give you the cobra like Santino Morella
But I’d be more like Sheamus if I was callin ya fella
I ain’t in movies like The Rock but my elbow’s for the people
you could call me Dibiase cuz I’m starring in the sequel
I ain’t Alberto Delrio or Ricardo Rodriguez
But I’m rollin in the Royce you could see me with my people
I speak the Truth like R, so where is Little Jimmy?
He was ail up in the back tryin to steal Delrio’s Bentley
So he’ gonna need a lawyer, we could call up Otunga
But I hear he’s not that good he will only bring us under
I’ll announce you to the ring like my name was Howard Finkel
But I’m more like Mark Henry cuz I’ll pop ya like a Pringle
I’m like Christian in a match fightin TLC
and I could get ya in the Killswitch for the 1, 2, 3
If Wrestlemania’s the place and you think your Tough Enough
You can train with Bill Demott and he will always beat you up
Get you on the ropes fightin pillar to post
and I don’t care if I’m disqualified for applying a choke
I’m the best there is, the best there was, the best there will be
You would think I’m Bret Hart but I’m B-C-I-D-E
A spin a roony like I’m Booker T, Greg The Hammer, JYD
The Brooklyn Brawler, Buddy Rose, The Bushwackers, and Butch Reed
I’m goin old school but they got the F out
way before the Kofi Kingston’s and the Damian Sandow’s
I’m talkin bout Hulk Hogan slammin Andre The Giant
at Wrestlemania III they almost started a riot
The Iron Sheik’s camel clutch parallelizing opponents
And Sgt. Slaughter burnin Hogans shirt got us all goin
The Ultimate Warrior going back and forth on the ropes
and The Macho Man’s jumpin off the top with an elbow
Cactus Jack with a barbed wire bat to the face
Foley is God for all the bumps that he takes
How bout HBK superkickin Jannetty
through the barbershop window we really weren’t ready
but then the Attitude Era came and kicked from the past
and Stone Cold Steve Austin opened up a can of whoop ass
people always shoutin Austin 3:16
after he beat Jake The Snake at The King Of The Ring
and then DX came out they wanted to invade
WCW like an Army brigade
and the McMahons had won The Monday Night War
It was finally over, but people wanted more
This the WWE Universe in this verse
I’m a fan for life and I could never revert
SMACKDOWN VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS FOR JULY 20, 2012
Ok, I need to get caught up on a few things since I was unexpectedly away from computer activity for 
several days.
First, I thoroughly enjoyed the Money in the Bank PPV. The final match with Cena winning the MITB contract was outstanding. I believe he and Jericho stole the show. I’m still shaking my head over Cena putting Big Show through the announce table. My only real disappointment of the night was the AJ/Punk/Bryan triangle. Don’t get me wrong, the match itself was brutally exciting, but the lead up with AJ’s part being so good, I thought the ending to that match was disappointing.
I also wanted to mention that live blogging is much more difficult than what it sounds. As a fan, I wanted to be glued to every second. But we wanted to provide our viewers an up-to-date account of the event. I hope you enjoyed it, and even though we will not be doing it all the time, the plan is to do so on special occasions, which will be announced in advance.
With that said, expect us to have tons of coverage of the RAW 1000 event on Monday. Trevor and I are still finalizing how we will cover this, but I believe it will be a very special night for WWE fans old and new.
My apologies for not getting a more detailed update of MITB as I had planned, as well as not doing my normal RAW Recap. Those few days away from the computer were a killer for me and staying current.
I need to check how Trevor and I did on our predictions for MITB.
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS R-TRUTH & KOFI KINGSTON VS. HUNICO & CAMACHO
Trevor and I both predicted that R-Truth and Kofi would win.
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CONTRACT
I predicted Tyson Kidd, Trevor couldn’t decide between Kidd and Sin Cara. Both of us were wrong as Dolph Ziggler walked out with the briefcase.
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR A WWE CHAMPIONSHIP CONTRACT
Ed’s Prediction: Crank up “Break The Walls Down” cause it’s gonna be Chris Jericho.Trevor’s Response: Not to sure on this one but I’ll go with John Cena.
Way to go Trevor, and John Cena. As I said earlier I think Cena and Jericho stole the show and I’m very happy for Cena.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SHEAMUS VS. ALBERTO DEL RIO
Trevor and I both correctly picked Sheamus.
WWE CHAMPION CM PUNK VS. DANIEL BRYAN
I predicted that AJ would turn heel and help Bryan defeat Punk. Trevor couldn’t decide who would win the match but had this to say about AJ: “All eyes will be on AJ she wins either way.”
I was for sure wrong on my prediction and I will leave it up to everyone reading this to decide how to take Trevor’s comment. AND is it just me or does Trevor kinda have a thing for AJ? But wait, what man in his right mind wouldn’t – so never mind.
Finally, I am really looking forward to RAW 1000. We had hoped to break the news that we would be covering the event live in St. Louis. That didn’t happen, but don’t forget 8 pm eastern with DX leading off the show. ARE YOU READY?
WWE Stars Daniel Bryan & AJ shop for wedding flowers at Allen’s Flowers & Plants in downtown San Diego, California. Allen’s Flowers is one of San Diego’s premier floral design firms. Daniel and AJ stopped in with their WWE film crew to shop and film.
Watch for coverage of the wedding and all of the RAW 1000 events here on DTRT Wrestling News.
It’s been a couple of weeks now since WWE diva Eve returned to WWE television and what looks to be a growing feud with fellow diva AJ. So where was Eve during her time away from the ring? She was competing in a new NBC reality series.
The new competition reality show puts celebrities through military type challenges for charity based off actual training exercises used by the U.S. military accompanied by members of the United States Armed Forces and others. The series will be hosted by retired General Wesley Clark and former Dancing with the Stars co-host Samantha Harris.
Eve Torres known simply as “EVE” to WWE fans joins a long list of stars in the new NBC series which is scheduled to premiere on NBC on August 13, 2012.
Watch Eve in the ring against AJ
Read Eve’s cast bio on the show’s official website
Stars Earn Stripes is Produced by Mark Burnett
Check out the lyrics to “Let’s light it up” the theme song you hear every time AJ goes to the ring (skipping of course)
WARNING: THIS POST DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY STORYLINE OR GIMMICK COVERAGE THE FOLLOWING IS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY OUR ORGANIZATION DEFENDING WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT
For this post we are going to talk candidly and leave our storyline coverage behind. We enjoy covering the WWE and it’s all in fun. When we post something and react to developments in a storyline we are having fun and that’s all it is. Our founder Ed Boston as well as myself have made it clear that we are aware of the WWE’s form of entertainment.
Like Hollywood movies and television programs the WWE offers it’s viewers a chance to escape the daily life from work, school or just a hard day and offers them the chance to enter a world of over-the-top personalities and storylines.
While these things are scripted there is no debate that the WWE performers known as “Superstars” have superb athletic abilities which they put to good use in the ring. Almost everyone who watches professional wrestling is well aware of these things. However this doesn’t stop them from watching. People pay money to go sit in a movie theater for a couple of hours to watch something they know is scripted but yet we still enjoy it.
The same principles apply to WWE’s brand of entertainment. Yes we have fun and play along and we love posting reactions to the storylines and gimmicks but it’s all for fun and in the name of entertainment. It seams the WWE after years of being open and honest regarding it’s form of entertainment still finds itself having to defend it against those who still don’t understand.
On a personal note in regards to the post the WWE refers to in the below link let the record state that I myself have a physical disability and have been watching WWE’s programming for most of my life and I have always taken their entertainment for what it is entertainment period.
CLICK HERE to read WWE’s latest response to a blog post criticizing it’s form of entertainment.
We officially are going on record and joining the “Stand up for WWE” movement
