During this election year, late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel on his show has this running joke that he is running an independent campaign for Vice-President of the United States.
John Cena was a guest on his show last night. Cena took the podium and delivered an impassioned stump speech in support of Kimmel. Taking a second to confirm that Kimmel is “killing it in the polls,” Cena exclaims, “You’re not just ahead, man! Kimmel has 100% of the vote with no opponents!” Highlighting the “big deal” of said accomplishment, Cena continued to pummel the message of Kimmel’s campaign into the crowd.
“This man. He’s a product of our country,” Cena continued. “He wasn’t manufactured in a factory over-seas. He was made in America!” Listing out attributes like loyalty, integrity and hard work, the speech almost feels like many we’ve seen countless times before. Yet, that’s where the passion of the wrestler got the better of him.
Moving from inspirational to motivationally threatening, Cena promised to hand out some “attitude adjustments” for anyone not giving Kimmel their vote. Cena picked up the podium and smashed it on the ground.
