Raw Recap: May 13 3013

Jerry Lawler was in the ring & he talked about Chris Jericho vs Fandango at Extreme Rules. Lawler showed how Fandango beat Jericho at WrestleMania in Fandango’s first match. Fandango & Jericho will have a dance off tonight. Lawler introduced them to the ring. Fandango’s dance partner is Summer Rae & Jericho’s dance partner is professional ballroom dancer Edyta Sliwinska. Lawler said they will have 90 seconds to dance & the winner will be chosen by the crowd. Lawler said this isn’t a popularity contest & should pick winner based on ability & dance moves. Lawler mentioned Fandango loss a dance off to The Great Khali. Fandango said the crowd knew nothing of talent. Fandango said he will defeat Jericho in the dance off. Jericho talked about winning at musical chairs & outsmarting Bob Barker to become the Price is Raw champion. Jericho said he will win the dance off & Sunday at Extreme Rules he is going to create a new dance sensation that will be called I Just Kicked Your Jack*ss All Over This Ring. Jericho said at Extreme Rules he is going to dance all over Fandango’s face & said “you will never, never, ever be the same again.”

Dance Off: Fandango with Summer Rae vs Chris Jericho with Edyta Sliwinska: Fandango was up first, the music started but Fanango called for the mic & said he needs silence so he can focus. Fandango started his dance & Summer Rae fell down hurting herself. Fandango told her to stop messing around. Fandango left the ring. Edyta checked on Summer Rae & Fandango came back into the ring & attacked Jericho. Fandango beat down Jericho & hit him with a piece of the dance floor taken from the ring. Fandango went over to Summer Rae & she smiled & jumped up to her feet & danced with Fandango.

Zack Ryder vs Ryback: Ryback got the win.

Tons Of Funk(Brodus Clay & Sweet T Tensai) vs The Prime Time Payers(Titus O’Neil & Darren Young): Darren Young used his hair pick & jabbed Brodus in the throat. Prime Time Players got the win.

Matt Striker brought out Teddy Long. Striker said Dolph Ziggler wont be medically cleared to compete at Extreme Rules. Ziggler suffered a concussion on Smackdown from a kick to the head by Jack Swagger. Teddy said he made a decision on what to do about the World Heavyweight Championship. Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger interrupted & came out. Colter said Ziggler should be stripped of the Title & the Title be given to Swagger. AJ & Big E Langston came out & Langston said the Title ain’t going anywhere. AJ said Swagger shouldn’t be rewarded for what he did to Ziggler. AJ said Ziggler should be fired. Teddy said Swagger will face Alberto Del Rio at Extreme Rules in a #1 contender I Quit Match. Teddy said Langston will be in completion tonight against either Swagger or Del Rio. The fans will vote which one he will face via the WWE APP.

It was announced that at Extreme Rules Kofi Kingston will defend the United States Championship against Dean Ambrose of The Shield.

Kofi Kingston vs Damien Sandow: Kingston got the win.

Josh Mathews with Mark Henry in the ring. Henry had a huge strap. Henry showed footage from Smackdown of him pulling 2 semi-trailer trucks. Henry said he will pull Sheamus all over the ring at Extreme Rules. Henry made Josh Mathews put one end of the strap around his wrist. Henry shoved Mathews to the ground & dragged him around the ring & Henry touched all 4 corners. Henry said why wait for Extreme Rules & called out Sheamus. Sheamus doesn’t appear at first & Henry said he didn’t think Sheamus would come out but then Sheamus came out to the stage & spoke. Henry called Sheamus a coward. Sheamus said Henry just talked him into it & walked to the ring. Sheamus said he left a present for Henry under the ring. Sheamus pulled out a strap of his own & charged into the ring. Sheamus & Henry belted each other with the straps & Henry retreated from the ring.

Antonio Cesaro vs Randy Orton: Orton got the win.

Heath Slater of 3MB vs The Miz: The Miz got the win by submission with the Figure 4 Leg Lock.

It was announced that Team Hell No will defend the WWE Tag Team Championship at Extreme Rules against Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns of The Shield.

6 Man Tag Team Elimination match: Team Hell No & John Cena vs The Shield: Kane was eliminated first by DQ. Daniel Bryan was eliminated next. Cena was left aginst all 3 members of The Shield. Roman Reigns was eliminated by DQ. Cena then eliminated Seth Rollins. Cena had Dean Ambrose in the STF & Rllins & Reigns attacked Cena. Cena got the win for him & team Hell No by DQ. The Shield laid out Cena with a triple powerbomb. Ryback came to the ring & attacked Cena with a chair shot to his bad ankle. Ryback left the ring & from the stage said “My life, my rules, Ryback rules!”

Backstage Ryback was interviewed by Matt Striker.Ryback said for the past year he played by their rules & tried to do the right thing, where did that get me. He said time & time again he was screwed out of the Championship, not anymore. He said at Extreme Rules everyone is going to know, Cena is going to know that Ryback rules.

Big E Langston vs Jack Swagger who was chosen by fans via the WWE APP: Swagger got the win by count out. After the match Alberto Del Rio came to the ring & went after Swagger. Swagger put Del Rio in the Patriot Lock. Ricardo Rodriguez  hit swagger with a bucket to brake up the hold. Swagger nailed Rodriguez with a big boot to the head. Del Rio put Swagger in a Cross Arm Breaker. Langston broke up the hold by attacking Del Rio & went after Swagger. Swagger hit Langston with a elbow & Del Rio hit Langston with a kick to the head. Langston rolled out of the ring. Del Rio clothesline Swagger over the top rope to the floor.

AJ vs Natalya: The Bella Twins & Kaitlyn did commentary during the match. The Great Khali & Hornswoggle was also at ringside. Kailtyn got another gift from her secret admirer. AJ got the win by submission.

Matt Striker backstage with Chris Jericho. Jericho said he knows who Fandango is & can pronounce his name just fine. Jericho said no more dance offs & joking. Jericho said he is a 6 time World Champion who has done it all, seen it all & beaten them all & his name is pronounced Chris Jericho. He said this Sunday at Extreme Rules he is going to teach Fandango how to dance Chris Jericho style.

Triple H came to the ring & a steel cage was lowered down onto the ring. Triple H said nothing has been settled until Sunday. Triple H said a man he respected very early in his career told him if you want to truly be good at this you have to learn to hate. Triple H said he learned to hate & thrive on that hate. He said nowhere did he feel more at home than when he was in this ring surrounded by steel. triple H said he is at home & called out Brock Lesnar to try & take it. Lesnar with Paul Heyman came out to the stage. Heyman started to talk & Triple H told him to shut up & told Lesnar to get in the ring. Heyman said are we not suppose to use the word hate in the WWE. Heyman said Lesnar will teach Triple H the true meaning of the word hate because Lesnar is a cage fighting carnivore & Triple H is the biggest slab of meat in the WWE. Heyman said after Extreme Rules Triple H will hate facing his family after Lesnar leaves him beaten, battered & disfigured in the cage. Heyman said Triple H is going to hate facing his father in-law because he will know Triple H  let down the WWE Universe. He said Triple H is going to hate the fact that one man will emerge from this war the winner & one man will have to face the fact he will go down in history as the loser. Heyman said Triple H will go down as the loser & Triple H will hate that. Heyman said his client Brock Lesnar doesn’t fight for free. Triple H said why wont Lesnar come face him like a man. Triple H said it has nothing to do with Lesnar it’s the fact Heyman can’t afford for him to do that. Triple H said he knocked out 7 beat lesnar at WrestleMania. Triple H said if Lesnar walks down here & if he beats Lesnar it doesn’t bold well for Heyman. Triple H said Sunday at Extreme Rules if he beats Lesnar his mystic will be flying out the window along with Heyman’s meal ticket. Triple H said Lesnar still believes inside him that he is the baddest man standing in the room, the problem is Heyman doesn’t think it is true anymore that is why as of this moment he is no longer talking to Heyman & is talking to Lesnar. Triple called Lesnar to the ring to try & prove that he is Brock Lesnar the beast &said or are you just going to stand on the ramp waiting for Heyman to tell you what to do & prove to the world that you are Brock Lesnar the b*tch. Lesnar made his way to the ring. Heyman begged Lesnar not to do it. Lesnar climbed into the cage. Triple H & Lesnar went at it. Triple H threw Lesnar out of the cage through the door knocking Heyman & a referee out on to the floor. Lesnar & Heyman walked away.