Raw Recap: May 6 2013

John Cena came to the ring. Cena said that wrestling in the main event last week on Raw was maybe not his best decision. Cena said he will defend the title at Extreme Rules. Cena said he is not 100% but it wont stop him from defending the WWE Championship. Cena said at Extreme Rules Ryback will realize that the Champ is here. Vickie Guerrero interrupted with an excuse me & came to the ring. Vickie wanted input from both Ryback & Cena on what type of match they will have at Extreme Rules so she brought out Ryback. Cena made fun of Ryback & said he doesn’t care what kind of match he has. Cena said he just wants to fight & shut up Ryback. Vickie said Cena left it up to Ryback & asked him what match he wants. Ryback said after Extreme Rules everyone will know that Ryback rules. Ryback chose a Last Man Standing Match.

Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler & JBL at ringside. they talked about Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman invading WWE Headquarters earlier today.

Randy Orton vs Damien Sandow: Orton got the win. After the match Big Show blindsided Orton with a knockout punch as Orton was making his way to the back.

Chris Jericho came to the ring & said welcome to Raw is Jericho. Jericho said he has put together a judges panel to critique Fandandgo’s performance. Jericho brought out the Tons of Funk(Brodus Clay & Tensai). Fandango came to the ring & Brodus & Tensai scored his entrance a 2 while Jericho gave him a 1. Fandango said what gives Jericho the right to judge him. Fandango mentioned that Jericho was on Dancing With the Stars & didn’t win.

Fandando vs R-Truth: R-Truth hit Fandango with the scissors kick & Fandango rolled out of the ring. R-Truth danced in the rind & the judges(Jericho, Brodus & Tensai) gave him 10’s. Fandango got upset & walked out on the match. R-Truth got the win by count out.

More information on Lesnar & Heyman’s invasion of WWE Headquarters. They went to Triple H’s office.

Backstage Josh Mathews with Daniel Bryan. Mathews asked him how he is after the attack by The Shield on Smackdown Friday. Bryan said he is fine. Bryan said The Shield likes to throw the word justice around a word they use to justify attacking people 3 on 1. Bryan said that nobody is buying it. Bryan said he is going to prove that it takes more than a ambush from The Shield to keep him down by challenging Ryback to a rematch. Ryback appeared & said no to Bryan. Ryback said he would destroy him again because Bryan isn’t half the man he is. Kane appeared & grabbed Ryback by the arm & spun him around & said what about me, do you think I’m half the man you are. Ryback said Kane isn’t the monster he used to be & everbody knows there is only one real monster left in the WWE. Ryback said Ryback Rules & walked away.

Alberto Del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler: Jack Swagger & Zeb Colter came to the ring during the match. Colter joined Cole, Lawler & JBL at the announce table. AJ distracted the referee & Big E Langston pulled Del Rio out of the ring & tossed him into Swagger who was sitting in a chair next to the announce table. Del Rio won by DQ. Swagger threw Langston into the ring post & clotheslined Del Rio. Swagger got a ladder from under the ring & drove Ricardo Rodriguez into the barricade. Swagger took the ladder into the ring & laid out Ziggler with ladder shot to his head. Swagger then took out Del Rio by throwing the ladder into Del Rio’s face.

More info on Lesnar & Heyman at the WWE Headquarters. Lesnar destroyed Triple H’s office.

Backsyage Kaitlyn & the Funkadactyls talked about their match with AJ & The Bella Twins. Kaitlyn got a text from her secret admirer. Natalya approached & said she wants to know who this guy is. Kaitlyn read the text she got. Natalya said she has got a great idea & waved over The Great Khali. Natalya told Khali to go undercover in the guys locker room & find out who the secret admirer is. Kaitlyn said we’re going to get a 7 foot 1 giant to go undercover. Natalya said he used to be a police officer in India & Natalya walked away. Kaitlyn & the Funkadactyls left. The Bella Twins then appeared. They have been eves dropping on the conversation.

The Shield vs Kofi Kingston & The Uso’s: The Shield got the win.

Pictures was showed of Triple H’s office from after it was destroyed.

Antonio Cesaro vs Zack Ryder: Cesaro got the win. After the match Cesaro asked if that is all the competition you have for him. Cesaro said there is nobody who can hold a candle to what he can do in this ring.

Paul Heyman live via satellite. Heyman showed footage of him & Brock Lesnar at WWE World Headquarters that Heyman shot with his phone. Heyman pointed out to Lesnar that there isn’t one single poster of Lesnar. They went into Triple H’s office & Lesnar took a World Title belt off a shelf & put it over his shoulder & sat at Triple H’s desk. Lesnar then destroyed Triple H’s office. he took a sledgehammer from off the wall & smashed triple H’s desk with it breaking the sledgehammer. Back to Heyman live via satellite, Heyman said he knows a little bit about the word extreme. Heyman said he always has to ne the voice of reason when it comes to his client Brock Lesnar. Heyman put the World Title belt from Triple H’s office over his shoulder. The belt was bent up. Heyman said he is no longer going to discourage Lesnar & is going to encourage him. Heyman said he is going to beg Lesnar to hurt Triple H & pled Lesnar to exploit the opportunity that a steel cage provides to maim Triple H. Heyman said Lesnar is going to take Triple H to the extreme & then go further & further. Triple H interrupted & came to the ring. Triple H said he knows a little about being extreme. Triple H said he is a founding father of DX & a guy who tore through the attitude era with a iron fist. Triple H said he is also the guy who knocked out Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. Triple H saidf he has 2 office’s the one Lesnar tore up & the other office he is standing in. Triple H said this office is like home to him. Triple said this is where he became a man. Triple H said if Lesnar has something to say, say it to his face he isn’t hard to find. Triple H said in this office I fight back.

AJ & The Bella Twins vs Kaitlyn & The Funkadactyls(Cameron & Naomi): The Bella Twins refused a tag from AJ & stepped off the ring apron to the floor. Kaitlyn & the Funkadactyls got the win.

Mark Henry came to the ring & said in a couple of minutes Sheamus is going to come out here & is going to be acting real tough. Henry said he doesn’t have to act tough because he is tough. Henry showed some footage of his attacks on Sheamus. Henry said for Sheamus to face him at Extreme Rules if he has any pride in that pasty body of his. Henry said he promises people will remember this match for the rest of existence. Sheamus came to the ring & said that video left half of it out. Sheamus said lets see what I do & showed footage of what he did to Henry last week on Raw & Smackdown. Henry said Sheamus better be serious when he sees him at Extreme Rules. Sheamus said when the bell rings he is all about business & at Extreme Rules his business is Henry. Henry said you don’t have to wait. Sheamus said he has waited long enough & he will go right now. Wade Barrett interrupted & made his way to the ring for his match with Sheamus.

Sheamus vs Wade Barrett: Mark Henry sat in a chair at ringside during the match. At one point in the match Sheamus faked tossing Barrett into Henry. Henry fell out of the chair & an angry Henry got up & Sheamus hit Henry with a Brogue Kick. Sheamus got the win. After the match Henry attacked Sheamus with a leather belt. Henry hit Sheamus repeatedly with the belt. Henry laid out Sheamus with a World’s Strongest Slam.

Chris Jericho will face Fandango next week on Raw in a dance off.

Kane vs Ryback: Ryback got the win. After the match The Shield came out. Daniel Bryan came to the ring & Ryback bailed out of the ring. John Cena came out to help. The Shield went to attack. Ryback grabbed a chair & got back in the ring. Cena went after Roman Reigns & Ryback swung a chair at Dean Ambrose & Ambrose avoided the chair & dropped to the floor. Bryan dove out of the ring onto Ambrose & Seth Rollins. Cena picked up Reigns onto his shoulders & Ryback hit Cena in the gut with the chair & hit him across the back. Ryback stood over Cena & said Ryback Rules!