This week on Raw it was the Slammy Awards.
Rey Mysterio vs Damien Sandow: Mysterio got the win.
Booker T presented the “Tell Me I Just Did Not See That” Most Shocking Moment of the Year Slammy Award: Nominees were Brad Maddox screwing Ryback, Daniel Bryan losing in 18 seconds at Wrestle Mania, Kofi Kingston walking on his hands at the Royal Rumble & CM Punk hitting the GTS on The Rock at Raw 1000. The Boogeyman came out smashed his alarm clock over his head, danced around & pulled out the worms. Booker T said “Tell me I just did not see that”. Brad Maddox came thinking he was going to win thw award for screwing Ryback. Kofi Kingston won for walking on his hands to avoid elimination at the Royal Rumble.
Kaitlyn vs Eve: Kaitlyn got the win. After the match Kaitlyn got Eve’s Diva Title & laid it over Eve then mocked Eve by posing for pictures with Eve laid out on the mat.
The New Age Outlaws presented the Comeback of the Year Slammy: Nominees were Brock Lesnar. Chris Jericho, DX & Jerry “The King” Lawler. The winner was Jerry “The King” Lawler.
Kofi Kingston vs Tensai: Kingston got the win. After the match while Kingston was celebrating Wade Barrett attacked Kingston from behind.
Vickie Guerrero presented the Kiss of the Year Slammy: The nominees were AJ kissing Daniel Bryan. AJ kissing Kane, AJ kissing CM Punk & AJ kissing John Cena. Vickie said that she would never be nominated for this award because she would never abuse her authority by having a romantic relationship with a Superstar. The winner was AJ kissing Cena. AJ came out skipping. Vickie said that AJ needed to explain her actions at TLC. AJ said that she doesn’t owe anybone anything. AJ said that she cared a lot about what people thought about her including the fans but not anymore. Vickie called AJ trash & they argued. Dolph Ziggler came out & got between them. AJ said that might have been kiss of the year but that was nothing compared to this. AJ jumped onto Ziggler & kissed him. Vickie scream & stormed off while AJ & Ziggler was still kissing.
The Great Khali with Natalya vs David Otunga. Khali got the win.
Ric Flair presented the Superstar of the Year Slammy: Nominees were Sheamus, Big Show, CM Punk & John Cena. The winner was John Cena. Cena gave tha award to Flair. CM Punk & Paul Heyman came out. Punk said that this was completly ridiculous. Punk said that Cena had the worst year of his life. Punk called Cena a loser & was mad that he gave it to Flair. Punk said he should be Superstar of the year because he has been WWE Champion for 393 days. Punk said that he is the man & started whoooing. Flair said Punk can’t even walk & refered to Heyman as Punk’s baggage. Punk said that he could kick Flair’s but with one leg. Flair said lets do this & took off his jacket & went to the ring. Punk & Heyman went to the ring. Punk hit Flair with his crutch then broke the crutch over Flair’s back. Flair poked Punk in the eyes with his thumb & Punk went to the mat. Flair grabbed Heyman & locked in the Figure Four leg lock. Heyman tapped & Flair let lose of the hold. Flair got on the mic & told Lawler that he loved him & said that they never get rid of him & Lawler. The Shield came out appearing from the crowd & was making there way toward the ring. Flair told them to come on down & the show went to a commercial. Back from the commercial Team Hell No & Flair where fighting with The Shield. The Shield was about to put Flair through the announce table when Ryback came down to the ring & went after The Shield. Team Hell No got back in the fight . Ryback pressed Rollins over his head & tossed him onto the announce table. The Shield escaped through the crowd. Ryback, Flair & Team Hell No celebrated in the ring. Ryback & Kane lifted Flair up on their shoulders.
Backstage Flair with Team Hell No. Flair was whooing, Kane was yelling yes, & Bryan was yelling no. Ron Simmons came up & they stopped & Simmons delivered his catch phrase “Damn!”
Brodus Clay vs JTG: Brodus Clay got the win.
Santino Marella & Tensai with his head bandaged presented the LOL Moment of the Year Slammy. Santino did his best to not laugh at Tensai. The nominees were The Rock, Team Hell No, Randy Orton & Vickie Guerrero. The winner was The Rock for throwing Cena’s stuff off a bridge. Santino said that The Rock wasn’t here to accept so he accepted it for him & if The Rock doesn’t claim it then he will keep it. Daniel Bryan came out yelling no & said that it should be his Slammy. Kane had to carry Bryan off.
Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes: Rhodes got the win. JBL made fun of Rhodes’ mustache by calling him Freddie Mercury.
Zack Ryder & Layla presented the Trending Now # Slammy. Nominees were #feedmemore, #peoplepower, #littlejimmy & #WWWYKI. The winner was #feedmemore.
Big Show came to the ring carrying a huge steel folding chair. Big Show said he did exactly what he said he was going to do. He said he is the most dominate WWE Superstar. Fans started chanting “boring”. Sheamus came to the ring. Sheamus said that last night at TLC Big Show was the better man. Sheamus shook Big Show’s hand. Big Show told Sheamus to get to the back of the line & then insulted him. Sheamus got angry & tackled Big Show & hit him with the huge chair. Sheamus the laid out Big Show with a Brogue Kick. Ziggler came running to the ring to cash in the Money In The Bank briefcase but Cena ran to the ring & attacked Ziggler.
Backstage Ziggler was complaining to Vickie that Cena cost him the World Title & that he wanted a match with Cena. Vickie was upset that Ziggler & AJ was kissing. Vickie asked Ziggler about AJ helping him at TLC. Ziggler said that he had no idea. Ziggler said that his & Vickie’s relationship is over. Ziggler said that her jealousy is tired, old & ugly just like her. Vickie made a match; Ziggler & AJ vs Cena & herself.
3MB vs Alberto Del Rio, The Miz & Tommy Dreamer: Del Rio, The Miz & Dreamer got the win when Dreamer connected with a devastating DDT.
Sheamus presented the Newcomer of the Year Slammy. The winner was Ryback. Ryback came out & accepted the award. Ryback quoted the late great Owen Hart. Ryback said “enough is enough & it’s time for a change”. Ryback said that he is that change & chanted “feed me more”.
Ryback vs Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro walked away from the match so Ryback won by count out.
Mean Gene Okerlund, Ricky Steamboat & J.R. presented the Match of the Year Slammy. The nominees were Undertaker vs Triple H, Brock Lesnar vs John Cena, Sheamus vs Big Show & at Hell In A Cell & John Cena vs The Rock. The winner was Undertaker vs Triple H. Triple H accepted the award. Triple H said that it was a magical night that he will never forget. Triple H said that we haven’t seen the last of the Undertaker.
Backstage The Shield attacked Tommy Dreamer. They beat him down & taunted him, Ricardo Rodriguez tried to stop them & got beat down too. The Shield left the building.
AJ came to the ring & had 2 crew members set a ladder up in the ring. AJ climbed up the ladder. AJ said that she is just full of surprises. She said all that people has been asking her is why did she do that to Cena at TlC. She said that she thought that it was obvious. AJ was about to say why when Vickie interrupted & came to the ring.
Dolph Ziggler & AJ vs John Cena & vickie Guerrero: Ziggler tagged AJ in & she came in a stared at Cena with a smile. Vickie came in & tackled AJ & they brawled on the mat. AJ slid out of the ring & left up the ramp. Vickie left the ring soon after. Ziggler & Cena was left to go 1 on 1. AJ came back out with Big E Langston from NXT. Langston attacked Cena & laid him out. Langsto stood over Cena & AJ skipped around him.
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