Results: Raw SuperShow 7-9

Raw SuperShow results: July 9, 2012

AJ proposed to CM Punk; Daniel Bryan countered by proposing to AJ and the Anonymous Raw GM returned

Sheamus def. Jack Swagger; Alberto Del Rio taunted Sheamus from the TitanTron

Santino Marella began an investigation to determine the identity of the Anonymous Raw GM

Dolph Ziggler & Tensai def. Christian & Tyson Kidd; the Anonymous GM said Jerry Lawler would face Michael Cole if the WWE Universe voted

Brodus Clay def. Drew McIntyre

John Cena & Kane vs. Big Show & Chris Jericho ended in a No Contest

 

The Rock revealed he would appear at Raw’s 1,000th episode

Sin Cara def. Heath Slater in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match; Bob Backlund put Slater in the Crossface Chickenwing

Jerry Lawler def. Michael Cole; Santino exposed the Anonymous Raw GM

CM Punk & AJ def. Daniel Bryan & Eve; Punk refused AJ’s proposal and she slapped both him and Bryan in the face

The Anonymous GM’s final main event unfolded in typically dramatic fashion, as WWE Champion CM Punk teamed with AJ to face Daniel Bryan and Eve. The contest began with another thrilling back-and-forth between Bryan and Punk until the Divas tagged in and AJ managed the upper hand after some vicious offense by Eve.

But with the match in the balance, Bryan, in an apparent declaration of love for AJ, refused to let Eve tag him in and allowed The Geek Goddess to secure the roll-up and the victory. The “Yes!” man reiterated his proposal from earlier in the night and offered to elope with AJ then and there. Punk grabbed the mic and declared that he refused to lie to AJ in order to claim her favor as guest referee, and that he wouldn’t be marrying her in hopes of keeping his title.

The noble declaration from The Second City Saint went seemingly unappreciated, as AJ laid a wicked slap across the face of the champion. Bryan grinned and spread his arms imploring AJ to “come home,” and AJ, seemingly distraught, staggered towards Bryan’s embrace … and slapped him as well, screaming “YES!” and leaving both champion and challenger wounded and befuddled for the second time in as many weeks.